Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Remembering Steve Jobs

Love him or hate him this one has done more to influence all of our everyday lives. I remember him entering my life in high school when my brother needed a computer for University and the best personal computer out there was the Mac. That was the first computer to enter my home. Sure I played with the PET computers, the Commodores, the Tandy's but there was never quite anything like the GUI of System 3.0 or Finder 5.01. SCSI, Hyperstack, ADB, and Trash. God I wish we still had the Oscar the Grouch Trash mod for the current OS.
I continued on my Apple ways myself through my college/University years. Purchased my first computer, the PowerPC 6100 during the Apple/IBM wars. Needless to say neither of those companies won the war because Microsoft came out of nowhere, being a Office software provider, to blitz both companies and win the PC wars.
Steve left Apple, founded NeXT, founded Pixar. NeXT eventually got absorbed into Apple when Apple needed to build a new OS. Guess what OS X is based on. :) And who hasn't heard of Pixar by now? THE 3D animation company that made those dead lifeless models come to life. Not because of the amazing animation tech involved but because of the story telling that involved both the parent and the child and whisked them into a wonderful world of imagination (except for Cars 2). Upon the return of Jobs to Apple what did he do? Bought NeXT. Killed off the dead projects. Introduced the candy flavoured iMac. Introduced the clamshell powerbook. Streamlined Apple. Made it relevant again....and that was just the start. He made peace with the enemy(Gates) and started his quest of world domination. His goal? To bring computers out of the hands of nerds and give it to the world. The gumdrop iMacs were fun. The clamshell powerbooks were fashion accessories. The children and women demographics. He gave them a taste and they would remember.

As those children got older he evolved the iMac into the lampshade model and the clamshell powerbooks became the black/ivory ones that were stylish and sexy. But that still wasn't touching the masses. What everyone was doing now was portable electronic media. The Sony Walkman was dead and people were jockeying to be the next Sony Walkman. Everyone was getting into mp3's! Rio was hot. Creative was busting out some juicy electronics. Everyone was throwing in everything into their mp3 players, the glitz! the glamour! the features! and the completely disaster that was their UI. So Apple comes along and says hmmm....we're jumping into this fray. Everyone else laughed. Hard drive for massive storage space. Firewire for fast transfer of files. Big screen for reading text. Click wheel for navigation. All the size of a box of cards. Cometh the iPod. The first step to world domination.

Sure we'll always have the pundits, then and now, that say, "well mine does this this and this and yours doesn't and you paid more!" Apple basically said, that's nice. We're going to make a music player and we're going to make it awesome! The first gen iPod was so successful, so mouth wateringly good that PC fanboys would drool with envy at the ease and simplicity of the design yet be so functional as well. Apple had to make a windows version of their iPod the next year because demand was so high it couldn't be ignored. So the guys that professed a love for DIY and tinkering also wanted a slick shiny sweet toy. Interesting. :) The iPod would go on to dominate the mp3 portable music market. Nothing anyone else made could touch it. Not even the mighty Microsoft. Apple didn't just rest on their laurels. They looked at the next market that would be important for the future. It had to be valuable, instant access and portable. Something incredible but wasn't accepted by the mass market. That would be the iPhone. No buttons, touchscreen interface. A glorified iPod with a built in phone they all said. Motorola was king. Startech with their clamshells. Nokia was a force to be reckoned with. RIM Blackberry users scoffed at the pretty pictures because they were the sophisticated business types. Well as they say, "look at me now" (a few years back). Practically the complete destruction of the dumb phone market. RIM in severe financial troubles. This was THE phone to have. It's not surprising that the major competition to iOS is from Google's Android phones. Google's head sitting on Apple's board of directors does give one some insight on what the potential competition is doing doesn't it?

Which brings us to Jobs last great product launch, the iPad. Sure there was attempts to create tablets before the iPad but really none of them sold well. Again following the same formula. Apple took an under performing market, something only tech geeks were interested in and but a humanizing flavour to it(iOS). Well suddenly there's a new market(again) created by or at least opened up to the masses and Apple but their sense of style and human element onto that product.

I'm sure that there are many other projects underway at Apple that have a touch of Steve in them but the thing to remember about this man, in my opinion, is that he may be revered/demonized for being a demanding boss but this man had a vision to give from the garden of the geek and make it accessible to humankind in a way that all could enjoy it.

Oh and one more thing. :) We all say we want to leave our mark on this world after we die, to be remembered for something. To put our mark in history. I think this man has achieved it.

R.I.P Steve Jobs.

Thursday, September 29, 2011

I have no beer that makes me as excited to compare to this trailer.




You're welcome.

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Beer is the Reason: Snow!

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Yeah people, it's Winter. Deal with it.

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Beer is the Reason: the Return of SSX?


Beer is the reason: EA execs thinking of bringing back from their now defunct brand "EA BIG" the greatest snowboard supercross game ever?


It's been awhile but with everyone else blogging about Rememberance Day, (wear the red poppies people!), I decided I should post about something they fought to defend, my right to play awesome SSX games. Eat it Shaun White, you can't touch Elise! One of the greatest series I've ever played, continued playing and still playing even though the graphics look like crap on an HDTV. For years we railed against EA for not releasing a new SSX on the current gen consoles and no the Wii version doesn't count. Controls weren't fun there at all. Then there was an ad in one of their other games with a fake radio ad saying that SSX riders were heading up the mountain. Well that didn't pan out as no new game came out. Now we have multiple website urls being registered by supposedly EA with the name SSX Deadly Descent or some derivative. Am I stoked? Hell yes! It's time to hit some powder literally and digitally soon and that's going to be awesome!

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Beer is the Reason: You go China Bus!

Beer is the Reason: chinese traffic engineers rule!

Check this out. Where do most of those traffic accidents involving cars running people over come from? China. Traffic congestion? China(well....Beijing) So how do we alleviate this? We don't! We add MORE traffic and not just any traffic but a giant car/bus/truck swallowing monster bus on the population! Woot! Popcorn, beer and lawn chair is all I need to be entertained now!

Oh and China Blog Spammers, I hope you get no....I KNOW you'll get run over by this thing. Karma's going to be a bitch eh?


http://gizmodo.com/5602810/chinas-3d-express-coach-buses-will-be-able-to-drive-over-other-cars

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Thursday, July 29, 2010

Beer is the Reason: You too can be a Scaramanga


Beer is the reason: you too can make Scaramanga jealous.

Unable to transport your gun through all those x-ray machines, metal detectors and whatnot spoiling your dastardly fun? No more because now you can hide it as a giant metallic cube! Just tell those no-good x-ray technicians its the Jenga for the uber rich and that their peasant hands wouldn't understand it. Or it's a cool version of Tetris re-imagined in 3D. Everything in 3D nowadays right?

This massive metal brick can be disassembled and then reassembled into the dream weapon of the inconspicuous spy. Or you can use it to brain someone but that up to you.

Call now and you can have this item on hand for thwarting all those do-gooders who insist on fouling your plans for world domination.

E-Vile operators are standing by.

Sharks with fricken lasers will be avaialbe next year.





http://gizmodo.com/5599552/this-is-a-gun

Monday, July 12, 2010

Beer is the Reason: Comment pwnd bitches!!!

Beer is the Reason: approved comments only!

Enough is enough. Even with WordID on these damned Chinese spammers still manage to comment on my blog. Well no more! From now on only comments "I" approve will show on the blog. Yes this is less fun and I would prefer to not use that feature but if that's the only way to pwn those damn communist assholes then hell yes this is what I'm going to do.



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Sunday, June 27, 2010

Beer is the Reason: Toy Story 3 - buzz killer

Beer is the Reason: Toy Story 3 = death to any plans of debauchery.

So Saturday night, after work went out to watch Toy Story 3 and then figured that I could then go drinking, get wasted and hit on women who get more beautiful as the drinks go on. Yup. That was the plan.

Toy Story 3 was SO FREAKING HEART WARMINGLY BEAUTIFUL.

The story was awesome, the life lessons were wrenching, and Ken's Dream Mansion. My god, why the hell did Barbie ever leave him?! Even if he IS an accessory.

That movie leaves you with such a warm pure feeling any thoughts of being disgusting and lecherous just makes one feel .... bad.

DAMN YOU TOY STORY 3! DAMN YOU!

This blog has been brought you by Pixar-cool aid...cause that's all I drank on Saturday night. Damn you!!!

And DAMN YOU Chinese spam commenters! I will keep deleting your f'ing comments

Saturday, June 26, 2010

Beer is the Reason: Limer makes some suckyface!

Beer is the Reason: Muppets + Facetime + Apple employee = trippy!

Can this be better then Ben Fold's Chatroulette? Of course it can!



Apple employees use Facetime on the beach. Lazy bastards!

Friday, June 18, 2010

Beer is the Reason: Peachez Panties!

Beer is the reason: Nintendo 3DS

Awesome new tech from Nintendo! Handheld portable with 3D capabilities without having to wear those ridiculous 3D glasses! Gyroscope! Widerscreen! Ooohhhh!!! Drool on Ninty fanboys drool on!

Aw screw it. You just know this is all they're going to use this thing for.

http://www.cad-comic.com/

Friday, June 4, 2010

Bored at work

Nothing to do with beer. Just found something that's old that should be probably deleted off the internet but since I'm pretty damn sure he doesn't remember his password CAN'T!!! Haha!!!

http://webhome.idirect.com/~jsinb/

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Beer is the reason: gLeek flash mobs!

Beer is the reason: Dancing flash mobs should be banned!

My god, don't these people realize that spreading joy through dancing flash mobs is wrong? Think of all the miserable people who's lives don't break out into a song and dance spectacle at the drop of the hat. You're making them MORE miserable!

Hmmm.....they should do this in front of Toronto City Hall and the hq for the TTC then. Damn politicians should be made to suffer!



Oh and next week is the Madonna tribute episode! Sue Sylvester does Vogue!

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Beer is the Reason: Ben Fold copies Merton!

Beer is the Reason: Sue that infringer Ben Folds! How dare he copy the brilliance of Merton on Chatroulette!

Oh wait....they're still the same person! Riiiggghhhttttt. I'm onto you Ben Fo...Merton. It's you! We all know it's you!

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Beer is the Reason: Thanks for coming!



Click on the vid to go to youtube. So awesome the fullscreen experience can't be contained on a blog!

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Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Beer is the Reason: Ben Fold on Chatroulette??

Beer is the Reason: Chatroulette was invented.

Think it was on a cold Russian night that some teen there decided that he had enough Borscht and wanted to Chat with complete strangers and show them his penis. It was an awesome service until some loser in a hoodie decided to sing songs about the people he connected with. WTF. Chatroulette is about Penis's!(Penii?)

HoodedMan the Chatroulette police are after you!!



Update: HoodedMan says he's Merton not Ben Fold. Riigggghhhht. Sure you you are B..."Merton".

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Thursday, March 11, 2010

Beer is the Reason: OK GO!

Beer is the reason: they must've thought these videos over a beer. I would've.

Also OK GO! Has left EMI because EMI wouldn't let fans embed OK GO! videos on personal blogs. Dumb especially since the viral videos have helped sell the bands songs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTAAsCNK7RA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJKythlXAIY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5E4wL2JiuJs

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Beer is the Reason: Media white washing begins!


Beer is the Reason: we can turn a cocaine possession charge, a DUI and speeding from a criminal sentence(drug posssion) to a $500 fine and a slap on the wrist.

Whoo hoo!! If my many years of watching TV/Movie law a new precedent has been made! Ex MP Jaffer pleads off Drug possession and DUI into just a speeding ticket!

New CDN Law Precedent!

So if any of us ever get caught DUI and for some reason with some mysterious white powder while speeding we can just cite Jaffers case and get off with a paltry $500 fine instead of going into the slammer! Score!!

Oh yeah, and the media white washing begins:
Political white washing? Nah!

Unfair!

We're not incompetent! Really! Can't say anymore then that.

Blah blah blah...

Okay I'm tired of looking up stuff about this tool. So from now on I'm calling anyone who get's away with drug possession a "Jaffer". It's what all the cool kids are doing.

This blog has been brought to you by: whatever those two beers he chugged down before getting this turned into a media circus.

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Beer is the Reason: Calculator Jokes


Beer is the Reason: turn back that flux capacitor to 1984!

because I'm in the mood for some cool jokes(for five year olds)!

In nineteen 69 Dolly Partons Doctor said her Tits were 2 2 2 Big. So he gave her 51 Pills to take 8 Times a day, and when she woke up in the morning she became BOOBLESS.

A nineteen-year-old boy (19) and a nineteen-year-old girl (1919) got together in Room 18 (191918) for half an hour (191918.5). They did it twice (191918.5 x 2). What did they get? 383837

They did it three more times (383837 +3). What did they say afterwards? 383840

Hur hur hur.

Those were the raunchy ones. Go here for some nerdy ones.

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Sunday, February 21, 2010

Beer is the Reason: HBC Olympic gear...FAIL!

Beer is the reason: HBC execs don't have a supply contingency for popular Olympic gear

HBC: Red into Gold!
http://www.ctvolympics.ca/news-centre/newsid=48285.html#marketing+red+turns+into+gold

Fools Gold more like it! Sure it makes sense to send all remaining stock to Vancouver, we don't want HBC Van to look understocked with swag but there has not been ANY of the popular items in all of T.O. for over a week at HBC and Zellers and guess what, HBC employees have said that no new stock was expected, except Hockey sweaters/jerseys. WTF. Team Canada Hockey gear can be found every single f'ing year! Team Canada Olympic gear for an Olympic HOSTED in CANADA and there's not enough for the entire country from a company founded in Canada??! FAIL HBC! FAIL!

Oh and CTVOLYMPICS.CA won't let me register to post that comment. YOU FAIL TOO CTVOLYMPICS!

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