Beer is the reason: Pennies!

Beer is the reason:..I haven't updated here in awhile. So for that I bring you two of the most hated things in our society. Pennies and towing companies. Pennies because they are such a pain in the ass to carry around. Small yet heavy, almost no appreciable monetary value by themselves yet we are required to use them because a) we're too cheap to round up and pay more then we need to (I know I am) and b)it's legal tender.

Towing companies. Freaking vultures that hang around waiting for the meter to expire and they tow you after 1 sec. OR if you call them for a tow, they charge you an arm and a leg to go probably $10 a block. Asses.

So it's nice to see those two hated items come together for some much needed comedy.



Oh and I'm busy playing UFC 2009 Undisputed on my PS-triple. :p

Beer is the Reason: Our Justice system is wack

Beer is the Reason: Chinatown Justice.

http://www.vracommittee.com
Long story short. Thief takes stuff from Chinatown store. Video taped evidence. Thief comes back to take more stuff. Staff confront thief. Thief runs. Staff detain thief. Police charge staff with kidnapping, assault, etc etc etc. Bail set at $7500 per person. May face jail time. Thief gets slap on the wrist and told not to do it again. No jail time charge. Name not released as the police claim he's the victim in this case. Bail at $1000.

I say the justice system is screwed since the thief is caught red handed but the police did nothing. I also say that thieves should have their hands cut off if caught just like in the olden days. Nothing says deterrent like a missing appendage. In this case I want the thiefs name and pictured plastered all over the media and I want all charges dropped from the legitimate business men who did what the police were unwilling to allocate resources to do. All crime should be treated equally, as small crime if ignored is a sign of the decay of civilization.

Sign the petition on the above link.

Sake is the Reason: Japanese fanboys win

Sake is the reason: whoever bankrolled this WMD monstrosity wins. Good god that is a giant fan wank but up for only two months? As if! As soon as the "tourist" photos are over I guarantee you that they will reassemble a working prototype in a secret location in preparation for future nefarious use. It's obvious it's not a defensive weapon. Godzilla defense or Cloverfield monster deterrent?

In fact what is the US doing?! Everyone knows that a giant articulated robot armed with beam sabres and beam guns ain't just for whale watching. Japan in their arrogance exported their propaganda for these fantastical vehicles to all unsuspecting countries to lull us into false sense of security in believing these products are fanciful childrens cartoons/anime. Now they unveil a real live working robot (proof: the head turns!) can invasion be far behind?

http://www.pinktentacle.com/2009/06/gundam-night-pics/

Beer is the reason: this awesome contraption must have been made by a man

Beer is the Reason: we now have the Robo-nanny! Guys, you know how those little people are always underfoot and getting in the way of our football/video gaming pleasure? Well welcome Roomba-Nanny! It traps those pesky little guys in a soft cushioned seat, and gives them the illusion of control with the steering wheel and foot pads. Also rocks them to sleep when you need them to be quiet.

Ladies and Gents: No longer will you have to suffer tantrum children in shopping malls. Strap them into their little cage and Roomba-Nanny will follow you! Let them scream to their delight because it ain't going to stop you now!

http://www.redferret.net/?p=14552

Beer is the Reason: Sears Towers the Ledge tourist trap

Beer is the reason: the construction workers that built this have balls of steel.



Good god it's going to take a hell of a lot of beer to make me walk out onto that thing. CN Tower's got a glass floor and I can steel myself to walk on it and look down but there is no f'ing way I'm going out onto that death trap without a parachute strapped onto my back. I don't care if the glass rooms are rated at being able to hold 5 tons. Trust my ass on a glass deck with overweight American tourists? I don't think so!

On the other hand it'd be the greatest place to have sex after hours. Imminent death always gets one all a-tingly. Plus the views' spectacular!

http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2009/05/a-glass-bottom-skydeck-for-sears-tower.html

Beer is the Reason: I Dream a Dream

Beer is NOT the reason: Susan Boyle is now an international singing sensation. Anyone that can make Simon Cowell sit up, shut up and look like a love sick puppy deserves a standing ovation. And at 47 years yet. I dream a dream indeed. Go Susan! Britain's got talent is yours to win!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lp0IWv8QZY Ya, youtube isn't letting ANY of her performances to be embedded.

Beer us the reason: WTF?! 6th Grader sues Parent over grounding and wins?! Canadian Justice - FAIL!

Beer is the reason: The judge and the appeals judge must have been drinking some stuff to actually rule in favor of the child.

Okay a little back ground. Divorced parents. Kid lives with the dad, Mom okays field trip. Kid breaks Dads rule of internet usage. Punishes child by revoking permission to go on field trip. Child sues parent. Child wins suit on the argument that "the Trip was very important to her". Appeals court upholds decision but says to not use this case as an example for future cases. WTF! WTF! WTF! Y'know all those law shows on TV now? Law & Order being one of the biggest ones? How do they build their spotty cases? PRECEDENT! You stupid ass brainless shit heads on the BAR, you've just taken away a parents ability to discipline their own children, by non physical means, since you've already emasculated parents by practically outlawing spanked bottoms, now you take away the right to control their own homes?! Fuck this. If that was my kid and she did that, you know what the first thing I would say to the court, to the damn judge? "You just put another child into a FOSTER HOME". If she was my kid, I may love you but I will NOT put up with that shit of dragging my ass to court over something they should keep their damn fingers out of.

I can see it now. Kids sue parents over, "bubblegum. Candybar, Eating vegetables. Keeping drugs out of the house. Turning off the tv. etc etc etc."

But then again what am I thinking? This if f'ing QUEBEC we're talking about. Y'know the province that holds the rest of the country for ransom with their separtism bullshit.

Let's hope that the Supreme Court actually does the right thing, overturn this ridiculous ruling, rips off the heads of the two Quebec judges and spits down theirs necks in the name of all parents out there.

http://www.parentdish.com/2009/04/08/daughter-wins-lawsuit-against-father-over-punishment/