Beer is the Reason: You go China Bus!

Beer is the Reason: chinese traffic engineers rule!

Check this out. Where do most of those traffic accidents involving cars running people over come from? China. Traffic congestion? China(well....Beijing) So how do we alleviate this? We don't! We add MORE traffic and not just any traffic but a giant car/bus/truck swallowing monster bus on the population! Woot! Popcorn, beer and lawn chair is all I need to be entertained now!

Oh and China Blog Spammers, I hope you get no....I KNOW you'll get run over by this thing. Karma's going to be a bitch eh?


http://gizmodo.com/5602810/chinas-3d-express-coach-buses-will-be-able-to-drive-over-other-cars

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Beer is the Reason: You too can be a Scaramanga

Beer is the reason: you too can make Scaramanga jealous.

Unable to transport your gun through all those x-ray machines, metal detectors and whatnot spoiling your dastardly fun? No more because now you can hide it as a giant metallic cube! Just tell those no-good x-ray technicians its the Jenga for the uber rich and that their peasant hands wouldn't understand it. Or it's a cool version of Tetris re-imagined in 3D. Everything in 3D nowadays right?

This massive metal brick can be disassembled and then reassembled into the dream weapon of the inconspicuous spy. Or you can use it to brain someone but that up to you.

Call now and you can have this item on hand for thwarting all those do-gooders who insist on fouling your plans for world domination.

E-Vile operators are standing by.

Sharks with fricken lasers will be avaialbe next year.





http://gizmodo.com/5599552/this-is-a-gun

Beer is the Reason: Comment pwnd bitches!!!

Beer is the Reason: approved comments only!

Enough is enough. Even with WordID on these damned Chinese spammers still manage to comment on my blog. Well no more! From now on only comments "I" approve will show on the blog. Yes this is less fun and I would prefer to not use that feature but if that's the only way to pwn those damn communist assholes then hell yes this is what I'm going to do.

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Posted by 育隆 to Beer is the Reason at July 11, 2010 9:40 PM

Beer is the Reason: I want the one with the larger Gee Bees.

ROFLMAO!!!



I want one now.

Beer is the Reason: Toy Story 3 - buzz killer

Beer is the Reason: Toy Story 3 = death to any plans of debauchery.

So Saturday night, after work went out to watch Toy Story 3 and then figured that I could then go drinking, get wasted and hit on women who get more beautiful as the drinks go on. Yup. That was the plan.

Toy Story 3 was SO FREAKING HEART WARMINGLY BEAUTIFUL.

The story was awesome, the life lessons were wrenching, and Ken's Dream Mansion. My god, why the hell did Barbie ever leave him?! Even if he IS an accessory.

That movie leaves you with such a warm pure feeling any thoughts of being disgusting and lecherous just makes one feel .... bad.

DAMN YOU TOY STORY 3! DAMN YOU!

This blog has been brought you by Pixar-cool aid...cause that's all I drank on Saturday night. Damn you!!!

And DAMN YOU Chinese spam commenters! I will keep deleting your f'ing comments

Beer is the Reason: Limer makes some suckyface!

Beer is the Reason: Muppets + Facetime + Apple employee = trippy!

Can this be better then Ben Fold's Chatroulette? Of course it can!



Apple employees use Facetime on the beach. Lazy bastards!

Beer is the Reason: Peachez Panties!

Beer is the reason: Nintendo 3DS

Awesome new tech from Nintendo! Handheld portable with 3D capabilities without having to wear those ridiculous 3D glasses! Gyroscope! Widerscreen! Ooohhhh!!! Drool on Ninty fanboys drool on!

Aw screw it. You just know this is all they're going to use this thing for.

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