I have no beer that makes me as excited to compare to this trailer.




You're welcome.

Beer is the Reason: Snow!

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Yeah people, it's Winter. Deal with it.

Beer is the Reason: the Return of SSX?

Beer is the reason: EA execs thinking of bringing back from their now defunct brand "EA BIG" the greatest snowboard supercross game ever?


It's been awhile but with everyone else blogging about Rememberance Day, (wear the red poppies people!), I decided I should post about something they fought to defend, my right to play awesome SSX games. Eat it Shaun White, you can't touch Elise! One of the greatest series I've ever played, continued playing and still playing even though the graphics look like crap on an HDTV. For years we railed against EA for not releasing a new SSX on the current gen consoles and no the Wii version doesn't count. Controls weren't fun there at all. Then there was an ad in one of their other games with a fake radio ad saying that SSX riders were heading up the mountain. Well that didn't pan out as no new game came out. Now we have multiple website urls being registered by supposedly EA with the name SSX Deadly Descent or some derivative. Am I stoked? Hell yes! It's time to hit some powder literally and digitally soon and that's going to be awesome!

Beer is the Reason: You go China Bus!

Beer is the Reason: chinese traffic engineers rule!

Check this out. Where do most of those traffic accidents involving cars running people over come from? China. Traffic congestion? China(well....Beijing) So how do we alleviate this? We don't! We add MORE traffic and not just any traffic but a giant car/bus/truck swallowing monster bus on the population! Woot! Popcorn, beer and lawn chair is all I need to be entertained now!

Oh and China Blog Spammers, I hope you get no....I KNOW you'll get run over by this thing. Karma's going to be a bitch eh?


http://gizmodo.com/5602810/chinas-3d-express-coach-buses-will-be-able-to-drive-over-other-cars

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Beer is the Reason: You too can be a Scaramanga

Beer is the reason: you too can make Scaramanga jealous.

Unable to transport your gun through all those x-ray machines, metal detectors and whatnot spoiling your dastardly fun? No more because now you can hide it as a giant metallic cube! Just tell those no-good x-ray technicians its the Jenga for the uber rich and that their peasant hands wouldn't understand it. Or it's a cool version of Tetris re-imagined in 3D. Everything in 3D nowadays right?

This massive metal brick can be disassembled and then reassembled into the dream weapon of the inconspicuous spy. Or you can use it to brain someone but that up to you.

Call now and you can have this item on hand for thwarting all those do-gooders who insist on fouling your plans for world domination.

E-Vile operators are standing by.

Sharks with fricken lasers will be avaialbe next year.





http://gizmodo.com/5599552/this-is-a-gun

Beer is the Reason: Comment pwnd bitches!!!

Beer is the Reason: approved comments only!

Enough is enough. Even with WordID on these damned Chinese spammers still manage to comment on my blog. Well no more! From now on only comments "I" approve will show on the blog. Yes this is less fun and I would prefer to not use that feature but if that's the only way to pwn those damn communist assholes then hell yes this is what I'm going to do.

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Posted by 育隆 to Beer is the Reason at July 11, 2010 9:40 PM

Beer is the Reason: I want the one with the larger Gee Bees.

ROFLMAO!!!



I want one now.