Beer is the Reason: Someone in Japan is awesome

There must have been something in that sake because I have found my next MUST BUY toy. Good god I don't buy male or female action dress up dolls, I prefer robotic mechanized figures but this Obama Action figure is too awesome! Oh yes, Mr.President you will be mine!!

http://gamu-toys.info/sonota/sw/obama/obama.html

Beer is the Reason: YOTSUBA!

What? Was there supposed to be some type of important ceremony today?

Beer is the Reason: girl below isn't the world record holder!!!

So get this, even though the 14,000 texts a month is pretty bad, it isn't as bad as this one girl (14) who did 35,000+ texts a month for 2 months! Seriously, what the hell do they say to each other? lol (send) omg(send) bff(send) lol (send)???? But get this, even THAT isn't the world record. The world record belongs to some guy named Deepak Sharma with 180,000+ messages a month. You got that right, 180,000+ texts a month. Like how do you do that? Does he have some type of Homer perpetual motion device that will hit send for him every 5 secs??

http://i.gizmodo.com/5132028/girl-sent-35k-text-messages-in-a-monthtwice--but-it-is-nowhere-near-the-record

Beer is the Reason: 14,528 texts in a month?!?

http://i.gizmodo.com/5130854/teenager-tallies-up-14528-text-messages-in-a-month

Goddamn 13yr old girl, that's alot of texts!

As the article on Gizmodo says,
A 13-year-old girl in California racked up 14,528 text messages in just a month, which calculates out to 484 a day and 20 an hour.

Just what the hell are you texting that's so important? Actually don't you have school or sleep? STFU!!!

Beer is the Reason: Bwahaha! Twilight!

Beer is the Reason: for Twilight? Love this post in a twilight thread, love the below webcomic. Made my day. :D

"Now that I think about it, the vampire romance is pretty much one of the archetypes of female desire: the changeling. Many women want a man they have to "change", a bad boy or independent thinker for them to neuter and enslave. So I guess in a sense the chubby goth girls ARE the vampire hunters... only they don't want to kill the vampire, they want to drag him to poetry recitals, antique furniture auctions and hot topic at the mall. They want the danger of the fangs but then they want to rip the fangs out and replace them with nice capped teeth.

I'm going to have to look twice from now on... perhaps the next time I pass a hot topic and see a forlorn looking emo guy sheepishly following his goth hog around the store I'll know that was once a vampire."

Beer is the reason: naked skier!

One reason why snowboarding is superior then skiing, you don't get stuck in these embarrassing situations. Ooooo the shrinking ski pole!

http://web1.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0106091vail1.html