Sunday, June 14, 2009

Beer is the Reason: Our Justice system is wack


Beer is the Reason: Chinatown Justice.

http://www.vracommittee.com
Long story short. Thief takes stuff from Chinatown store. Video taped evidence. Thief comes back to take more stuff. Staff confront thief. Thief runs. Staff detain thief. Police charge staff with kidnapping, assault, etc etc etc. Bail set at $7500 per person. May face jail time. Thief gets slap on the wrist and told not to do it again. No jail time charge. Name not released as the police claim he's the victim in this case. Bail at $1000.

I say the justice system is screwed since the thief is caught red handed but the police did nothing. I also say that thieves should have their hands cut off if caught just like in the olden days. Nothing says deterrent like a missing appendage. In this case I want the thiefs name and pictured plastered all over the media and I want all charges dropped from the legitimate business men who did what the police were unwilling to allocate resources to do. All crime should be treated equally, as small crime if ignored is a sign of the decay of civilization.

Sign the petition on the above link.

Sake is the Reason: Japanese fanboys win



Sake is the reason: whoever bankrolled this WMD monstrosity wins. Good god that is a giant fan wank but up for only two months? As if! As soon as the "tourist" photos are over I guarantee you that they will reassemble a working prototype in a secret location in preparation for future nefarious use. It's obvious it's not a defensive weapon. Godzilla defense or Cloverfield monster deterrent?

In fact what is the US doing?! Everyone knows that a giant articulated robot armed with beam sabres and beam guns ain't just for whale watching. Japan in their arrogance exported their propaganda for these fantastical vehicles to all unsuspecting countries to lull us into false sense of security in believing these products are fanciful childrens cartoons/anime. Now they unveil a real live working robot (proof: the head turns!) can invasion be far behind?

http://www.pinktentacle.com/2009/06/gundam-night-pics/

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Beer is the reason: this awesome contraption must have been made by a man



Beer is the Reason: we now have the Robo-nanny!
Guys, you know how those little people are always underfoot and getting in the way of our football/video gaming pleasure? Well welcome Roomba-Nanny! It traps those pesky little guys in a soft cushioned seat, and gives them the illusion of control with the steering wheel and foot pads. Also rocks them to sleep when you need them to be quiet.

Ladies and Gents: No longer will you have to suffer tantrum children in shopping malls. Strap them into their little cage and Roomba-Nanny will follow you! Let them scream to their delight because it ain't going to stop you now!

http://www.redferret.net/?p=14552