Beer is teh reason: Apple Tablet today?

Beer is the reason: Apple works up geek community into a frothing mass of consumerist zombies!

So we've been inundated for the last week(s) with speculation about the magical new piece of hardware that will redefine the way we live forever.

Maybe.

I prefer this analogy. Apple = Transformers. Media frenzy = Michael Bay. Optimus Prime = New magical toy. Now watch this video.