Beer is the Reason: Toy Story 3 - buzz killer

Beer is the Reason: Toy Story 3 = death to any plans of debauchery.

So Saturday night, after work went out to watch Toy Story 3 and then figured that I could then go drinking, get wasted and hit on women who get more beautiful as the drinks go on. Yup. That was the plan.

Toy Story 3 was SO FREAKING HEART WARMINGLY BEAUTIFUL.

The story was awesome, the life lessons were wrenching, and Ken's Dream Mansion. My god, why the hell did Barbie ever leave him?! Even if he IS an accessory.

That movie leaves you with such a warm pure feeling any thoughts of being disgusting and lecherous just makes one feel .... bad.

DAMN YOU TOY STORY 3! DAMN YOU!

This blog has been brought you by Pixar-cool aid...cause that's all I drank on Saturday night. Damn you!!!

And DAMN YOU Chinese spam commenters! I will keep deleting your f'ing comments