Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Beer is the Reason: Calculator Jokes


Beer is the Reason: turn back that flux capacitor to 1984!

because I'm in the mood for some cool jokes(for five year olds)!

In nineteen 69 Dolly Partons Doctor said her Tits were 2 2 2 Big. So he gave her 51 Pills to take 8 Times a day, and when she woke up in the morning she became BOOBLESS.

A nineteen-year-old boy (19) and a nineteen-year-old girl (1919) got together in Room 18 (191918) for half an hour (191918.5). They did it twice (191918.5 x 2). What did they get? 383837

They did it three more times (383837 +3). What did they say afterwards? 383840

Hur hur hur.

Those were the raunchy ones. Go here for some nerdy ones.

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