Beer is the Reason: we can turn a cocaine possession charge, a DUI and speeding from a criminal sentence(drug posssion) to a $500 fine and a slap on the wrist.
Whoo hoo!! If my many years of watching TV/Movie law a new precedent has been made! Ex MP Jaffer pleads off Drug possession and DUI into just a speeding ticket!
New CDN Law Precedent!
So if any of us ever get caught DUI and for some reason with some mysterious white powder while speeding we can just cite Jaffers case and get off with a paltry $500 fine instead of going into the slammer! Score!!
Oh yeah, and the media white washing begins:
Political white washing? Nah!
Unfair!
We're not incompetent! Really! Can't say anymore then that.
Blah blah blah...
Okay I'm tired of looking up stuff about this tool. So from now on I'm calling anyone who get's away with drug possession a "Jaffer". It's what all the cool kids are doing.
This blog has been brought to you by: whatever those two beers he chugged down before getting this turned into a media circus.
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