Beer is the Reason: Ben Fold copies Merton!

Beer is the Reason: Sue that infringer Ben Folds! How dare he copy the brilliance of Merton on Chatroulette!

Oh wait....they're still the same person! Riiiggghhhttttt. I'm onto you Ben Fo...Merton. It's you! We all know it's you!

Beer is the Reason: Thanks for coming!

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Beer is the Reason: Ben Fold on Chatroulette??

Beer is the Reason: Chatroulette was invented.

Think it was on a cold Russian night that some teen there decided that he had enough Borscht and wanted to Chat with complete strangers and show them his penis. It was an awesome service until some loser in a hoodie decided to sing songs about the people he connected with. WTF. Chatroulette is about Penis's!(Penii?)

HoodedMan the Chatroulette police are after you!!



Update: HoodedMan says he's Merton not Ben Fold. Riigggghhhht. Sure you you are B..."Merton".

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Beer is the Reason: OK GO!

Beer is the reason: they must've thought these videos over a beer. I would've.

Also OK GO! Has left EMI because EMI wouldn't let fans embed OK GO! videos on personal blogs. Dumb especially since the viral videos have helped sell the bands songs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTAAsCNK7RA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJKythlXAIY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5E4wL2JiuJs

Beer is the Reason: Media white washing begins!

Beer is the Reason: we can turn a cocaine possession charge, a DUI and speeding from a criminal sentence(drug posssion) to a $500 fine and a slap on the wrist.

Whoo hoo!! If my many years of watching TV/Movie law a new precedent has been made! Ex MP Jaffer pleads off Drug possession and DUI into just a speeding ticket!

New CDN Law Precedent!

So if any of us ever get caught DUI and for some reason with some mysterious white powder while speeding we can just cite Jaffers case and get off with a paltry $500 fine instead of going into the slammer! Score!!

Oh yeah, and the media white washing begins:
Political white washing? Nah!

Unfair!

We're not incompetent! Really! Can't say anymore then that.

Blah blah blah...

Okay I'm tired of looking up stuff about this tool. So from now on I'm calling anyone who get's away with drug possession a "Jaffer". It's what all the cool kids are doing.

This blog has been brought to you by: whatever those two beers he chugged down before getting this turned into a media circus.