Beer is the Reason: I've got to be INSANE to do this

Beer is the reason: for even wanting to try Shaun T's BeachBody INSANITY. So I"m sitting on my fat ass at 2-3am in the morning watching tv, ABDC and/or Role Models, started abit of the latest Bring It On! when I decided to go for a water break and switched to tv for awhile. Well Shaun T's was pushing his latest workout tape called INSANITY! Something blah blah blah about Max Cardio workout and getting killer ripped in two months instead of one year. Sounds good. No weights, he extra gear, you just go go go for 60 days and you lose weight and see results! Sounds good right? Well going online to check out some reviews people who tried this workout say it's HARDER then P90X!! Good god, I'm too lazy to try P90X and I want to mess around with INSANITY?! I MUST BE INSANE!! Or it could be that I'm being enticed by the hip-hop roots of the workout, compared to P90X, and I want to get my rippling abs back even though I hate crunches(which they say they don't do).

Well got the week off so we'll see how well this goes......(I'm already cheating since I know I won't be doing the workout come mid-Oct since I'm flying out of town),,,,,,

Stupid power of suggestion to sleep deprived people at 3am.....
Shaun T = Hip Hop Abs guy.

Beer is the Reason: Congressional Solitaire

Beer is the reason: I love the US governmental machine.

These guys are awesome. Instead of listening to the opposition outline their budget we've got two Senators playing solitaire, one catching up on the score of his favorite baseball team and I think I see another checking out CNN. IMO they totally represent the public that voted them in. That is totally me when I get sucked into a meeting I don't want to be at, except I'd be much cooler. T-Shirt, ripped jeans, playing Arkanoid on my phone while wearing a luchador mask. Way to channel the people Senator! I




Lawrence Cafero
( JESSICA HILL/ASSOCIATED PRESS / August 31, 2009 )
House Minority Leader Lawrence F. Cafero Jr., R-Norwalk, far right, speaks while colleagues play solitaire on their computers as the House convenes to vote on a new budget for the fiscal year in the Capitol, in Hartford, Conn., Monday, Aug., 31, 2009.

Mommy! Daddy! Wake Up! Why won't they wake up?

Beer is the reason: Brits PSA ads rule!

Yah so haven't really blogged this month. These vids should make up for it.

Love this clip. Love it. Stupid drivers texting and talking on the phone.




Go Grandma! Go Grandma! Go Grandma! Go!!

Beer is the reason: Pennies!

Beer is the reason:..I haven't updated here in awhile. So for that I bring you two of the most hated things in our society. Pennies and towing companies. Pennies because they are such a pain in the ass to carry around. Small yet heavy, almost no appreciable monetary value by themselves yet we are required to use them because a) we're too cheap to round up and pay more then we need to (I know I am) and b)it's legal tender.

Towing companies. Freaking vultures that hang around waiting for the meter to expire and they tow you after 1 sec. OR if you call them for a tow, they charge you an arm and a leg to go probably $10 a block. Asses.

So it's nice to see those two hated items come together for some much needed comedy.



Oh and I'm busy playing UFC 2009 Undisputed on my PS-triple. :p

Beer is the Reason: Our Justice system is wack

Beer is the Reason: Chinatown Justice.

http://www.vracommittee.com
Long story short. Thief takes stuff from Chinatown store. Video taped evidence. Thief comes back to take more stuff. Staff confront thief. Thief runs. Staff detain thief. Police charge staff with kidnapping, assault, etc etc etc. Bail set at $7500 per person. May face jail time. Thief gets slap on the wrist and told not to do it again. No jail time charge. Name not released as the police claim he's the victim in this case. Bail at $1000.

I say the justice system is screwed since the thief is caught red handed but the police did nothing. I also say that thieves should have their hands cut off if caught just like in the olden days. Nothing says deterrent like a missing appendage. In this case I want the thiefs name and pictured plastered all over the media and I want all charges dropped from the legitimate business men who did what the police were unwilling to allocate resources to do. All crime should be treated equally, as small crime if ignored is a sign of the decay of civilization.

Sign the petition on the above link.

Sake is the Reason: Japanese fanboys win

Sake is the reason: whoever bankrolled this WMD monstrosity wins. Good god that is a giant fan wank but up for only two months? As if! As soon as the "tourist" photos are over I guarantee you that they will reassemble a working prototype in a secret location in preparation for future nefarious use. It's obvious it's not a defensive weapon. Godzilla defense or Cloverfield monster deterrent?

In fact what is the US doing?! Everyone knows that a giant articulated robot armed with beam sabres and beam guns ain't just for whale watching. Japan in their arrogance exported their propaganda for these fantastical vehicles to all unsuspecting countries to lull us into false sense of security in believing these products are fanciful childrens cartoons/anime. Now they unveil a real live working robot (proof: the head turns!) can invasion be far behind?

http://www.pinktentacle.com/2009/06/gundam-night-pics/

Beer is the reason: this awesome contraption must have been made by a man

Beer is the Reason: we now have the Robo-nanny! Guys, you know how those little people are always underfoot and getting in the way of our football/video gaming pleasure? Well welcome Roomba-Nanny! It traps those pesky little guys in a soft cushioned seat, and gives them the illusion of control with the steering wheel and foot pads. Also rocks them to sleep when you need them to be quiet.

Ladies and Gents: No longer will you have to suffer tantrum children in shopping malls. Strap them into their little cage and Roomba-Nanny will follow you! Let them scream to their delight because it ain't going to stop you now!

http://www.redferret.net/?p=14552