WTF? Puma stock strippers?

Ooooookaaaaaayyyyy.

Beer is the Reason: Digital art

Now wouldn't you want to work in an office that had these walls?

Hirzberger Events - Digital Wallpaper from Gregor Hofbauer on Vimeo.

End of Line.

Day(week) 1: Fit Test- DONE!!! Woot!

Insanity Fit test: Huff huff huff......I've done it! Finally did the fit test in 1 going!! Booyah! Sure some of my results suck, but some were pretty good! Beat one of the demonstrators scores for some of them. Pussy!!! haha! I feel tired but not puking tired this time! Six pack abs here I come! huff huff

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Kill me now. I'm INSANE.

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I'm going to get celestialspeedster to do this. :D


Edit:

Yah I skipped trying it yesterday but

a) the leg I sprained a few weeks back was feeling wonky
b) it was my birthday. Screw you if you think I'm going to sweat for my birthday!

INSANITY DAY 1 : REVISED

Oh god.

Did all of yesterday and made it to suicide lunges.

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.....and died.

Good gravy, if you're not in any decent physical shape DO NOT TRY THIS WORKOUT. It's killer! I think I may be able to make it through the Fit Test by the end of the week.....and then I get to do the normal workout!

Lungs burning......stomach heaving......need fitter body.....urgh........


Gonna undue everything on Sat with all those Tacos! Yumm!!! :D :D :D

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Make it past suicide lunges tomorrow ? We'll see.....

Day 1: Fit Test

So 25mins of exercise. Doesn't sound bad. I play 1hr of ice hockey, dodgeball, volleyball, etc etc etc. Granted ice hockey is the worse when it's one hour of continuous skating/so this shouldn't be so bad. I should know what I'm getting into. Need to get back into game shape anyways.

OMFG.

I lasted 12mins before I said fuck it. Day 1 starts tomorrow.

About 5mins warm up, easy. Tiring but easy. Which should tell you how long I haven't been exercising.

F'ing Max Interval training. 1 min each with about minute rest between

Switch Kicks
Power Squats
Power Knees
Power Jumps
Globe Jumps

... and I'm done. I feel like upchucking which is a good sign for me. Means I'm pushing my body. But F it for tonight. Day 1 restarts tomorrow now that I know what to REALLY expect.

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FUCK.

Beer is the Reason: I've got to be INSANE to do this

Beer is the reason: for even wanting to try Shaun T's BeachBody INSANITY. So I"m sitting on my fat ass at 2-3am in the morning watching tv, ABDC and/or Role Models, started abit of the latest Bring It On! when I decided to go for a water break and switched to tv for awhile. Well Shaun T's was pushing his latest workout tape called INSANITY! Something blah blah blah about Max Cardio workout and getting killer ripped in two months instead of one year. Sounds good. No weights, he extra gear, you just go go go for 60 days and you lose weight and see results! Sounds good right? Well going online to check out some reviews people who tried this workout say it's HARDER then P90X!! Good god, I'm too lazy to try P90X and I want to mess around with INSANITY?! I MUST BE INSANE!! Or it could be that I'm being enticed by the hip-hop roots of the workout, compared to P90X, and I want to get my rippling abs back even though I hate crunches(which they say they don't do).

Well got the week off so we'll see how well this goes......(I'm already cheating since I know I won't be doing the workout come mid-Oct since I'm flying out of town),,,,,,

Stupid power of suggestion to sleep deprived people at 3am.....
Shaun T = Hip Hop Abs guy.

Beer is the Reason: Congressional Solitaire

Beer is the reason: I love the US governmental machine.

These guys are awesome. Instead of listening to the opposition outline their budget we've got two Senators playing solitaire, one catching up on the score of his favorite baseball team and I think I see another checking out CNN. IMO they totally represent the public that voted them in. That is totally me when I get sucked into a meeting I don't want to be at, except I'd be much cooler. T-Shirt, ripped jeans, playing Arkanoid on my phone while wearing a luchador mask. Way to channel the people Senator! I




Lawrence Cafero
( JESSICA HILL/ASSOCIATED PRESS / August 31, 2009 )
House Minority Leader Lawrence F. Cafero Jr., R-Norwalk, far right, speaks while colleagues play solitaire on their computers as the House convenes to vote on a new budget for the fiscal year in the Capitol, in Hartford, Conn., Monday, Aug., 31, 2009.