Beer is the Reason: for Beer Opening Sandals.
Now that summer is right around the corner we all have to prepare to go to the beach! It's time to showcase those nice flat abs, skimpy almost indecent outer wear, and cool rock star shades. Now what goes good with pretending to be a rock star is drugs and alcohol. Drugs I'll leave you to get from your local night club. I'll bet that most of the stuff you think you're getting there is actually ASA anyways. Alcohol can be easily obtained at your local LCBO, Beer Store or homeless Wino. How you get it is up to you.
Now that you got your recreational beauty blurring drink of choice what can you do to open those pesky non-twist top bottles while wearing just a skimpy thong and flippers? Reef comes to the rescue with their innovative foot odor enhanced Beer Bottle Opening Sandals. Made using full grain leather uppers that are lined with soft glove leather for comfort with a beer opener built into the bottom it's the perfect gift for the beach bum in your life.
Todays blog is brought to you by Lab Rats. (say those two words fast and guess which drink I'm using).
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